Why I run

I just figured out why I run and I thought I should probably alert you all.

I run to beat boys.

I run to beat boys who have wronged me.

Boys who have made me feel worthless,

Boys who are cocky a$$holes

Boys who I can’t stand.

It is as if I am saying

I may not have been good enough for you

But I will damn well be a more dedicated, faster, better, stronger runner than you

No seriously, if you are a boy and I knew you and didn’t like you, you can be sure I am looking up your race times and using them to fuel my workouts. Hell, even if I do like you, I still want to beat you.

Here is a picture of me interacting with a wonderful older race offical to prove that my heart isn’t all evil…

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